Funny Birthday Quotes for Everyone in Your Life



Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards.


Finding the perfect way to wish someone happy birthday can be difficult, especially for acquaintances and colleagues. In order to make that birthday message a little easier to write, we compiled over 100 different quotes for you to choose from.
Use the buttons to filter results based on who the recipient is and whether you want them to laugh, smile or feel motivated for the year ahead. Once you find the best birthday quote, browse our digital greeting card selection to wish them a special day in a special way.

Happy birthday! You are only young once so enjoy it to the fullest. Time passes way too fast and you don’t get these years back.

My life would not be the same without you and your amazing energy. Wishing you happiness today and always.
May your path ahead be filled with all the love and success you deserve. Thank you for all you do for me.
Happy birthday to someone who I could not imagine life without. You are one of a kind! Thank you for everything, and enjoy your special day today.
The impact you’ve made on me is worth a million birthday spoils and more. Happy birthday – may you be blessed with fulfilled dreams and happy thoughts.
Have a wonderful day today. You deserve it! Thank you for your friendship – without it, I’d be a lot less happy. Happy birthday!
I couldn’t imagine a better friend. Thanks for all the memories! Happy birthday!
To many more years of friendship and fun. Happy, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my bestie. Thank you for knowing me like no one else does!
I’m so glad to be able to celebrate this day with a special friend. Happy birthday!
To my sweetheart, happy birthday. I hope you have a truly magical day!
My handsome, happy birthday! Words could never fully describe what you mean to me. Thank you for stealing my heart, and for taking such good care of it. Have the best day today.
Life without your love would be meaningless. I am forever thankful for our incredible adventures. Happy birthday!
My ray of sunshine, thank you for making my life so much brighter. Your laugh is music to my ears, and your smile – my light in a dark night. I love you, and I can’t wait to spend many more birthdays with you.
I’m celebrating this very special day with you deep down in my heart. Happy birthday dear!
Fly high to the happiness and watch your dreams come true. Happy birthday!
Best things are yet to come this year, celebrate being special on every day! Happy birthday!
May this year surprise you with full of joy and happiness! Happy birthday!
Importance of this card comes from the person holding it. Happy birthday, wish you the best!
So many candles for a cake? Let’s face it, you’re getting older :) Happy birthday gorgeous!
May this year be special in every way as you are! Happy birthday dear!
You’re older than yesterday, but younger than tomorrow! Happy birthday!!
Distance is nothing, when someone means everything! Happy birthday, wish you the best!
Can miles truly separate you from friends? If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Happy birthday dear!
Don’t light the candles before I arrive! Happy birthday and see you tonight!
Remember how you used to try to help me blow out my candles? Now you need help blowing out your candles, because there are so many!
Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.
I hope that you have the greatest birthday ever from the moment you open your eyes in the morning until they close late at night.
A friend like you is more priceless than the most beautiful diamond. You are not only strong and wise, but kind and thoughtful as well. Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to show you much I care and how grateful I am to have you in my life.
Great fathers deserve great birthdays, so may you have a great birthday Daddy!
You will never be as young again as you are today, so have fun. But be careful, because you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.










My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy!
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Have a wonderful, happy, healthy birthday now and forever.
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You have been there for me no matter what. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share your special day with you. Your birthday is going to be truly special.
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Happy birthday to a person that’s charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.
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Ever since we were little, you’ve always been there for me. I’m so glad we’re still friends, and I bet that one day we’ll be sitting side-by-side in our rocking chairs at the nursing home laughing at all of our crazy times together.
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A friend like you is more priceless than the most beautiful diamond. You are not only strong and wise, but kind and thoughtful as well. Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to show you much I care and how grateful I am to have you in my life.
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You always bring a sweet smile to my face! Happy birthday!
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Let this day be full of joy and celebration. I wish you an outstanding and fabulous birthday, my friend!
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A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are – even if you are getting older. Thank you for being that friend, and happy birthday.
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Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.
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Happy birthday!! I hope your day is filled with lots of love and laughter! May all of your birthday wishes come true.
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To someone who touches each life you enter, spreading joy to everyone you meet: may the love and happiness you share with others return to you tenfold. I wish you many more happiest of birthdays!
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For your birthday, I just want to say: I hope you can see how special you are to me. Happy birthday, my love!
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I hope that your birthday is as much fun as you are, but that sets a very high standard.
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Life is a journey. Enjoy every mile.
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On your special day, I wish you good luck. I hope this wonderful day will fill up your heart with joy and blessings.
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I want your birthday to be celebrated as a national holiday because then I’ll get a day off. Happy birthday.
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It’s an honor that the best man in this world is my brother. Happy birthday.
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Mom, you are the strength that always helps me to fight against all odds of my life. I love you and happy birthday.
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No matter how much I grow up, still it seems that we were young yesterday. Love you so much. Happy birthday.
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So many candles for such a small cake? Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday!!! I hope this is the begining of your greatest, most wonderful year ever!
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You have to get older, but you don’t have to grow up.
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Thinking of you on your birthday, and wishing you all the best! I hope it is as fantastic as you are!
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I hope that you have the greatest birthday ever from the moment you open your eyes in the morning until they close late at night.
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Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Happy birthday.
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They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say forget about the past and live life to the fullest today. Start with cake. Happy birthday.
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Some people get wiser with age. Some people get richer with age. But everybody gets older with age. So good luck on the other two, and happy birthday!
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May life’s brightest joys illuminate your path, and may each day’s journey bring you closer to your dreams!
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I love celebrating with you. Thanks for having a birthday and giving us a reason.
UnknownBeing young is a privilege. Being attractive a genetic gift. Being cool, that is all you. Happy birthday.
Today is not the end of another year, but the start of a new one. Happy birthday.
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I love you like I love cake at a birthday party. Don’t forget to invite me. Happy birthday.
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Life should be lived with a smile on your face and no one does a better job of putting one on my face than you. Happy birthday!
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One birthday will not make you old. Even a dozen will not make you old. Maybe you should have stopped counting there though. Happy birthday, again.
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You will never be as young again as you are today, so have fun. But be careful, because you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
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On the winding road that is life, you are the one I want to ride along with. Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday, Your good looks are living proof that Mother Nature sometimes wins the battle with Father Time.
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